Season Premiere: The Wardrobe Drama

Fashion Trends aren’t just aesthetics, they are archetypes that reveal our desires, fears and intentions. We project them onto us, we mock them, and we revive them. Some are one week flings, some are messy exes, and few are those reliable ones we forget to appreciate. This one is all about regret, comfort and definitely drama. 

Maximalism is the loud aunty at a party, always too much, but that’s the point. People often call her “tacky”, "attention seeking” or “extra”, but she is also the one bringing sequence, feathers, glitter and life to the party. 

Quiet luxury is that elite mean girl from Monaco. Very simple, no logo, no noise, muted cashmeres, perfectly tailored dresses, and the smug aura. She doesn’t shout, but she makes you feel like you don’t belong. She never texts back, but when she does it’s in Loro Piana.

Skinny jeans is that one ex you deeply regret not leaving on seen. The thought of them just suffocates you — literally. They made you shrink, squeeze, and shove yourself to fit into their impossible standards.

Corsets are those messy situationships. You tell yourself the drama is worth it, and that the snatched feeling compensates for not being able to breathe. But deep down you know it's not love, you are just doing it for the plot. 

Shein micro trends are the flings from vacations. They flood with excitement at 2:00 a.m and are fun while it lasts, you wait for their messages to the flight back home, but they fall apart the second you get home. You don’t keep them around for quality, you just want them cause they are easy. 

Cargo pants are the reliable best friend you can call any time to ball your eyes. They have got your back with all those pockets. They don't care if they and “in” or “out” they just show up in your closet when you need them. 

“Your closet is basically a drama series, starring stereotypes we love to hate” - ChatGPT

End season — until the next trend makes its entrance